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I want to be a famous musican for one simple reason; Tour with/Make Laura Stevenson my wife.

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This is a song Dan and I wrote out of nowhere at practice today. The lyrics were written by me, out of the ridiculous, stroke-victim bottom of my heart.

As she knelt to kiss my head,

Her grin faded to a smirk.

Nothing ever lasts, and nothing ever works

Go find your filthy mess, 

down south with all your friends

The summer’s not the same,

and everything ends

I’m so tired.

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Ben Gibbard always gives me a bit of hope. Thank you, Senor Gibbard. You’re doing God’s work! (Citation needed)

A TEXT POST

To quote Abe Lincoln;

“White women be trippin’!”

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your-right-is-wrong:

betonblackranger:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Freezard (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1.5 parts UV Blue Vodka
1.5 parts Lemonade
1 part Mountain Dew “White Out” (limited edition)

Directions: Fill glass with ice, crushed or otherwise.  Pour UV Blue and lemonade into the glass, then top with Mountain Dew White Out.

“Watch out for it’s freezing breath! Destroy it completely before it revives.” 

(Thanks goes to Purias for creating, photographing, and submitting this great cocktail!)

Ralph! Ralph! Try this!

Reblogged from Your right is wrong
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Somebody told me that everyone’s lonely
But I was the only fool there waiting
Down by the ocean
With my heart half the way broken
I don’t know what’s come over me
Since you stole my heart.

     -“Since You Stole My Heart” Saturday Looks Good To Me